the ROADRUNNER? 1991's jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

He had a clinical finish.

The Browns official stance is that they will handle Manziel's finger internally..

The real lesson is that the Redskins need to learn how to avoid provoking a middle finger.

//stilladouchebag

#yourlyingaboutkidding

And that's the scariest thing of all...

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

I don't think I'd want a constant erection. I don't think I'd be able to appreciate it the way I appreciate my erections now. Because honestly, if I don't care about my stupid boner, who else will care about my stupid boner?

Sweet! We can get another 500 comments of people explaining why a professional athlete absolutely cannot stop a small woman from attacking him without the use of a closed hand to the face.

PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?

Watching this brings on an intense moral conflict, you know, man? Whew. This is a real doozy. Damn. On the one hand, these poor, hard-working, struggling crew members. On the other hand, Fuck The Yankees, like, fucking fuck them. You know what I mean?

With today's radar technology how do they ever get to the point of having to put the tarp on in the rain? There have to be times like this no brainer that would say hey lets get ready for the inevitable.

The last time I saw coverage that poor at the Stadium, Gary Sheffield and Hideki Matsui patrolled the corners.