Imagine having such a lack of self awareness that you think a contract offer you don’t like is worth broadcasting publicly on the internet. Every day hundreds of thousands of people get low-ball offers for contracts in all types of industries and the world keeps on spinning.

I guess we’re all forgetting that Halo 2 had proximity chat way back in 2004? The worst change to the series was removing that. Matches become that much more tense when you’re next word to your teammate could reveal you to the enemy. Plus the aforementioned chaos that we’re now seeing in MW2

Except it’s not a bullet, but a pellet used to suppress emotions. Something that’s only been mentioned about 20x throughout the show.

I loved this song then and I love it now. To me it felt like the triumphant wrap up to an epic action movie which fit the tone well

Remember when rumble was obsolete?

At the risk of being that guy, I’d advise people to not be a hoarder, and to collect experiences, not things.

FYI the image you chose for this article shows cooling towers that are releasing water vapor into the air, not any kind carbon product or pollution.

Maybe don’t sink your life savings into one stock?

who doesn’t love burly cox on a saturday night?

ZogSports solves this problem pretty easily. For the more popular sports there are 4 different divisions with varying levels of competitiveness that you can choose when you sign up. From completely uncoordinated to former college all-stars. Also, join a team with some friends rather than all randos to reduce the…

The grundle sludge: 1 milwaukee’s best in a cup mixed with a shot of cheap vodka and a shot of 151. Whoever chugs theirs first wins. Yes we were young dumbasses

The best Genesis fighting game

Drew’s writing is funny. This podcast is not. SAD.

I’m in

I love mine for everything described above but also for how they transform working out at the gym. It’s liberating to be able to set my phone down and not have to worry about headphone cords ripping out or my phone going flying out of my pocket.

Here’s what I’ve done every morning at work for years

Do they ever do this type of discount on the 60 inch model? It always seems to just be 50 and 55 inch.

Do they ever do this type of discount on the 60 inch model? It always seems to just be 50 and 55 inch.

In NY, during my morning a commute, a homeless, shoeless man whipped it out and started pissing on the subway door while we were moving. It slowly trickled towards the seats and I couldn’t switch cars fast enough at the next stop.

almost as good as some of the high end haptic rigs i log into the OASIS with

I was in my mid 20s, walking home in Hoboken from a happy hour in Manhattan. I thought I just had an ordinary urge to piss and could make it to my place in time. But as I approached a busy intersection the flood gates just opened down my right leg. I scrambled to whip it out mid stream and directed it into some nearby…