I get that Ohio State will dominate again this year but it’s not as foregone a conclusion as you say. No one seems to remember that last year’s mediocre Penn State team took OSU to double overtime. And overtime only happened because OSU hit a 50 yard game tying field goal 3 seconds after the play clock expired (refs…

Not to be That Guy, but Jurassic World clearly showed the evil Asian geneticist escaping the island with genetically spliced dino embroyos. So I think it’s safe to say the plot will have to do with that.

There is only one I sing at karaoke, it’s not always available but it’s the perfect karaoke song:

And video games too! I don't know if it's normal but my library has a decent collection of Xbox 360 games

I tried playing this a few years ago because I never played it when it first came out, and even as an adult I found it pretty confusing with the time constraints and resets. Is there a simple and user friendly walkthrough that people would recommend? I'd like to experience what people are raving about, but the fact is…

I was captain america and my gf was black widow. We recreates a few shots from the movie too.

Egg and cheddar cheese sandwich with sriracha. If I have avocado around I'll slice that on too. Not very interesting, but it has saved me from ordering delivery numerous times.

Or if you have an Xbox download the Smart Glass app. It's fantastic.

Penn State vs. Minnesota, 2005 at Beaver Stadium. Penn State was in the middle of their resurgent season from the dark ages and I was a drunk asshole Junior sitting a few rows up from the field (after the shitty 2003 and 2004 seasons, you could get prime seats just by showing up 2 hours before a game, rather than camp…

MSRA, obviously

BBQ sauce?

I hope Kobe does the one-armed violinist trick like a true Hollywood Knight

I'm so excited to read this again, but I really miss GREEEEGGGGG. Can you please tear into him every now and then, even if it's not every week?

and kevin newsome hasn't been on the team since 2010.

This has gotta be all just a big coverup for being gay right? At this point the lies are so compounded why not just say that anyway and watch as the media fawn over him for being such a Brave Young Man who could no longer hide his true self from his Mormon and Catholic surroundings?

or maybe they said these were the best cities for men because the magazine is titled MEN'S HEALTH? but hey good job making up misogynistic intent out of thin air

Please don't end the Greggggg portion, it's literally my favorite part every week.

sonic can't take it anymore

since i clearly inspired this contest with my comment in the original post