A woman named Angela Kipp

Little Miss Angela
Sat in her Hyundai Sonata
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And revealed her nine-year-old as the actual adult in the room

My fam sticks to Netflix and live a commercial-free life. Recently, my three-year old was watching cable at a friends and one came on. He started hollering about the show being broken so I explained it was a commercial. Now every time something gets on his nerves and he has to wait, I hear him say (under his breath),…

What color is Joanna Newsom’s dress anyway? Peach? Plum? Pear?

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

Expresso.

Also for aging pets. Says the woman who just put a step stool next to her bed for her 14-year-old tubby tabby.

Goddammit, your comment just made me google and then sink 20 minutes into celebrity couple’s body language.

I have a couple of immediate family members that are autism spectrum, so I naturally lean towards what some would think of as “weird” things when trying to calm someone. Whatever works for them and gets everyone through take off and landing. (Cruising is when it’s all okay for us.) I don’t care if it embarrasses me a…

This speaks to me. I am not a touchy-feely kind of person. I am a ‘touch me and lose that limb’ kind of person.

The dudes who do this are not actually the touchy-feely type of dudes, either. They fear other dudes are gonna take their lady if they momentarily turn their attention away.

I wish she had said neck instead of shoulders. When the guy has the inside of his elbow actually around your neck, like half of a choke hold. No bueno, Biff.

If you picture these three paragraphs as the interrupted monologue from a barfly the three times you come to the bar for refills, I think that comes as close to a zen moment as I've ever imagined.

My Wife and I bought a house in a beach-town in South Los Angeles just over 2 years ago. We basically wave to our neighbor when we park in the driveway at the same time and have zero communication with everyone else.

Yea but if you are going to use my Netflix account use the god damned Guest profile I set up and stop f*cking with my list!!!!

That, and the only reason people live there is because they were chased out of Capitol Hill by the exploding rents ever since the Amazon Borg cube assimilated everything that was ever good and worthwhile about Seattle.

My oldest (10th Grader) is studying the Victorian Era in Honors History, so I call her in and show her the article, she gets two paragraphs and one picture and says “I hate them already””

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

From 1440-1913 (those three groups) I might reconsider the divisions and ordering of that time period, at least from a European perspective, because the 18th and early 19th centuries are when the population started getting shorter (before starting to rebound again). The average medieval Englishman was one or two…