I called this. The signs were out there for over a year. The band wagon effect with hundreds of seltzers launching in the last 3 years. Major brands shifting to iterations targeted at other FMB niches. High ABV, the “lemonade seltzers” that are just diet hard lemonade. The attempt at the same for iced tea, hard sodas.…

Well, this news certainly makes me grimace...

Very briefly flirted with the idea of getting chickens when we first bought a home a few years ago. After about five minutes of research and serious consideration, I realized the last thing I wanted was a second job worrying about chickens every minute of my spare time.

My first job out of college was working in pilot testing laboratory.

“What are you?”

What on earth is coming next? Ranch dressing and gravy - Ravey. Or gravy and mustard - Grustard. Mayonnaise and curry - Murry. Sriracha and curry - Srirry. The possibilities are endless. And horrible.

First of all, let me say FIRST.

I came of age in the Mr. Wizard era.  Bill Nye is always the young spotlight stealer to me.

exactly. a better pitch would have been “you get the whole thing to yourself” or something along those lines.

At least we know he didn’t cheat on his food handler’s permit test.

The company began testing a proto-chicken sandwich...

Yes. My alternate joke was “what if I’m not getting enough heavy metals in my diet?"

Not even being facetious here- would this even be edible? Are there not all sorts of dissolved minerals and heavy metals in that water, which could potentially leech into the chicken?

The meat falls right off the bone. Specifically your bones, when you fall into a hot spring.

So it looks like a Sonic which did so well in the cold weather states. 

Vegetarians always trying to ruin the fun by taking out the meat. And it’s not even real meat - it’s Taco Bell Meat! The number of animals harmed in the making of the black bean version is probably higher than the number of animals harmed in the “meat” version.

I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE!