I’m a dual citizen. My mom is from Munich; she and my dad live near Nuremberg (my dad is a retired army soldier working on a base over there). The primary purpose of this trip, and any trip I take to Germany, is to spend time with them (though of course, I’m excited about this van trip, too).

It wont make it to the shipping port. So unreliable the tow vehicle will break down. A new letter from the HOA is already being written. 

Your addiction to old, broken cars has gone international.  

He has to stay in the van for 14 days.  Hilarity ensues!

Tracy creates international incident as he moves his car hoarding from Detroit to Germany.

How did you get permission to go to Germany? I thought we were all banned?

What coronavirus precautions/quarantines, if any, are you taking to make this trip? The EU is understandably not an open place to americans right now. 

Cops have shot someone for wielding a 3 musketeer bar but these motherfuckers don’t think him having a sword about is a problem?

But it’s a dry hate.

You can tell by the way his billy goat scruff grows that he has no chin. Add in no lips, no moral compass, and hopefully soon no job, and you've got a picture perfect representation of the master race.

Particularly, when targeting people because of their race and the traumatic harassment of children. Ol’ Zorro wannabe is lucky he didn’t get handled by that Dad. You don’t mess with people’s children or wives!

If menacing people with a baseball bat is a crime, this is a crime. Those things are equally dangerous in the wrong hands, and can, in fact, be even worse because the same amount of force is being applied to a smaller area.

Possible? Possible? This mother fucker has never made an honest dime in his miserable fucking life. Why do you think he is so desperate to win re-election by any means necessary? He knows that Tish James in NYC got somethin for his ass and he and his collection of scumbag lawyers know this. You can run but your jello…

Also intimation and menacing are both crimes.

The ‘Oh he’s a old crank, don’t fret’ shit doesn’t hold even a single drop of water. The man has a fucking known history and cranks can and do ratchet shit up all of the time. If he’s known for doing this, a point is going to come when one day he will actively assault someone and then your worthless ass is going to be…

As if we needed more incentive to vote his ass out, now you’re dangling the possibility that he’ll end up in jail after the election? Count me in twice.

If there is financial fraud then Trump is involved.

Now we know where he hangs out...

Oh, look at the wee leprechaun!