She gets an instant pass for me. This ended up being free, international level advertising for TheFolklore. All good.

Can I just say how nice it is to read a presidential candidate’s cheat sheet that contains multisyllabic words, complete thoughts, a logical progression, and isn’t comprised of four-inch-high letters drawn with a fucking billboard-sized marker in what you know is a clenched fist with his tongue sticking out and beads…

I thought the same thing when I read about having to keep a vehicle in order to offset the $2k he lost getting it fixed. That’s not how money works, it’s gone.

How can you even see the screen with your tin foil hat being so big? The internet gives you cancer, you should stay off it

They cited their sources. Are you willing to cite yours?

Even if it just worked 10% why would you not want the site to publish an article that advises people to get a flu vaccine? Maybe I’m misreading you, and apologies if that’s the case, but you seem to be implying the vaccine is useless and that people should instead focus on your unscientific protocol. I do hope you…

I immediately scrolled down to the comments to see how long it would take for the first anti-vaxxer to comment. Sure enough, first in line! I’m looking forward to when the first COVID vaccines arrive, and the same anti-vaxxers set about trying to persuade everyone not to be vaccinated for COVID. As for me, I get my…

Ah, yes, replying three times to the same comment! The surefire way to get people to take you seriously.

That is literally not how any of this works. While the rest of us would appreciate your removing yourself from the gene pool, please do not do so by contracting a preventable infectious disease and risking the lives of others as you do. Turn off your anti-vaxxer garbage sites and get a fucking flu shot like an adult.

Negative, comrade. It was between 37% (for type A) and 50% (for type B), and 55% effective in children, all during the 2019-2020 influenza season. If you’re going to lie, make sure you don’t get caught.

Sadly, the same people who will tell you that the flu kills X number of people and we don’t wear masks every flu season are the same people that won’t even bother to get their flu shot. Pro tip, if you get you shot at the CVS in Target you get a free $5 gift card to Target. I think if you get it at any CVS you get $5…

Everyone in my family generally gets their flu shots in the fall. Last year life happened and we did not. Back in February we were supposed to go on a trip to Great Wolf Lodge during my son’s winter break from school. My son, daughter, and I all got our belated shots in January, because, well, Great Wolf Lodge is a…

I watched a video of the big return to Epcot and it was a horror show, so much social distancing failure, so many mask failures, and the indoor eating spaces were simply way too close quarters. The idea of a person who uses a drink or food as justification not to wear a mask at an amusement park seems selfish to the…

In some cases it might be outright “me above all else” selfishness, but many people might simply be taking their cues from the wrong institutions. Disney was not in any way banned from reopening by state or federal government restrictions, so they are now open for business—and since Disney World has only closed a…

Major Disney fans are basically cult members so yeah, that sounds right.

They’re definitely that desperate out here.

Currently, I would say October is out. They already cancelled their halloween stuff and yeah it’s just bad. They also have postponed a bunch of work to be done so Epcot is a wreck right now.

You couldn’t pay me to go to Florida right now, but I kinda get it anyway. We actually have reservations for October - plans that were made last year. Originally we thought “well, things will be calmer by fall, we’ll have this under control by then, right?” HA... didn’t count on the sheer fuckery coming out of the…

You’re ignoring:

Not as pretty but it’d look kinda like this: