It appeared to be held together by rust, but it turns out a lot of the rust is missing.

Actually it was $1- with triple damages.

Which would seriously motivate you to fix your trunk latch release.

It’s not that there aren’t plenty of trucks that only make local runs and come back every night, it’s just that a truck specialized to do only this has to compete with models that can be sold to anyone. And unless a company intends to buy new and drive it till it dies resale value is an issue.

Actually, it’s a 150 mile range if you want to get the truck back.

Pick the truck over the Ferrari.  The real trick isn’t running ridiculous high speeds, it’s averaging 80 something miles per hour the whole route without blowing up the engine or transmission or bursting into flames. Many of the original Cannon Ball Runs were won by bone-stock seventies Cadillac sedans. There’s a…

I see the speedometer is marked in mph only, not dual scale. Does it switch to kmph easily and does it let you switch while driving? I had enough fun visiting Montreal last week with blocked streets my GPS didn’t know about- doing conversions in my head while figuring alternate routes would’t have helped.

- One forty-five caliber automatic

An important detail: if you_don’t_ vomit car parts, they’re going out the other way.

Except for the gas that was already in the hose. A pint or two of burning gas is not fun to have running under your car.

A solid 24k-gold key would bend easily and leave little gold shavings in the locks and ignition every time you used it. But just until it breaks off.

“And the same niche” and “allright.” Gotta be more carefull posting from a phone.

And niche as a Honda Supercub for almost twice the price. That’s a real Harley alright.

The old Soviet Union actually made its employees pay parking fines out of their personal and very limited foreign currency allowances. Its nekultourny successors were and are a very different matter.

Just how many Ford f-words have there been, anyway?

Also a horse can outlive several dogs.

Some things are important, dammit.

“If you’re thrown out the window, aim for the manure pile.”

Are we talking about storing a book or a boat? There is a big difference in the trouble and expense you may have gone through.

(coming back hours later)