People do drive their cars to different places, you know. Personally, I like having the freedom to cross state lines and engage in interstate commerce. But if your golf cart never leaves town then you have a legitimate point.

Because David is looking for “some drop damage; fire extinguished at high tide.”

A couple of keys in the trunk might make it worth that.

Needs bee eyes

Surely one has one’s own servants to replace the flowers?

Because Alabama doesn’t have the burdensome government regulations that would stop them.

1. There’s someone to complain to.

Why do you assume “or”?

Just like the protesters who throw paint at women wearing fur and not bikers wearing leather.

Yah know, maybe some one should take a close look at the other thread-chasers in that set...

Years ago, Saturday Night Live had a two-line bit on Weekend update saying that tobacco manufactures had developed a new cigarette with half the nicotine- available in the convenient new forty pack.

The detail that infuriated me: pneumatic tubes don’t just dump money in an uncounted heap with no records. The reason: people have pockets.

Well, in 2013 nobody cared about Apple Carplay. Today it’s a big problem for using anything but apple Maps on an Iphone.

Or better yet, use a Google voice number. When checking sites like Truecar for multiple makes and models, you can quickly set yourself up for a dozen or two calls a day- even if dealers only call once or twice. This way your phone stays useable, and Google even transcribes the voice mails. I usually just read the VMs…

Sooo... if I shouldn’t trust Equifax, where is the safest place to check my credit?Going directly to the big three reporting agencies might let them claim I agreed to arbitration if something goes wrong.

This one is a little over budget, but he could save money by pitching his existing tent on the back deck.

Building an emissions control system that is optimized for the test often means that it doesn’t work as well in the real world. But if it turns itself off when no one is looking, that’s cheating.

Tonka?

Electric would be the way to go here. Zero emissions, practical in this use and it just might be legal in places where golf carts are.

Am I the only one who wants a 15-on-the-tree setup?