Yeah, Tomei definitely stole the show. But they were all doing impressions of famous TV characters, which is why I don’t understand why they’d choose to do All in the Family again. I’m on board with the occasional live show where super-famous actors do their own impressions of classic sitcoms. But we’ve seen Woody’s…

It wasn’t *69 (you’re right about what that was), but I do recall there being a way to dial your own number. But it was complicated, difficult to do, and involved punching in a sequence and then hanging up really quickly ... that’s what I recall, at least.

Drew’s advice about fucking to his friend’s music may be the worst advice he’s ever given.

I didn’t understand the phone clapping one. That seems like an enormous leap to say that the call came from inside the house. Prank calls were extremely common in the 80s and 90s. It’s so much more likely that this was just a coincidence that the prank call’s content matched what she was doing at the time, than it is…

Yes, but it was an elite fumble.

Pancakes are better than waffles, anyway.

they were just missing a sufficiently well-endowed owner.

Overlooking the fact that Saddam Hussein is dead ...

What the FUCK do you want Ellen Fucking Degeneres to do about punishing his war crimes?

I don’t understand the mindset of “burn it all down”. To my knowledge, the only war crime GWB has committed in the last 13 years is through those god-awful paintings of his. We can sit around a decade-and-a-half later and be bitter about his presidency, or we can take opportunities to potentially use him as an asset…

And you’re going to spend your entire life being angry and bitter.

Could we please consider for a second the future instead of re-litigating the past? Think of all of the homophobe Bush supporters who saw their president yucking it up with the most famously gay person alive. That image may have given hundreds - if not thousands - of those people the courage and inspiration to be a…

This is all terribly depressing but can we talk about how overly reliant these chuds are on using a pyramid in their diagrams.

and apparently there’s something to do with swimsuits that I don’t fully understand.

I always enjoyed the Sporting News 1000x more than SI.

Team is standoff-ish with female reporter = sexist

Wondering why you think relegation to AAA wouldn’t work? The Marlins would just be another team in the International League, competing against the AAA teams from the Yankees, Rays, Indians ... and maybe their own AAA team.

I think you kind of hit on a point here: There’s got to be a tipping point in stadium attendance where low attendance causes even lower attendance.

+1 This comment deserves to be saved and copy/pasted again and again.

McQuery’s response to witnessing child rape has always bothered me. At the time of the event, McQuery was only a year or two removed from being a starting QB at a Power 5 school. He was 25. It’s fair to say he was in the top 1% of athletic ability in the United States. Conversely, Sandusky was almost 60 and…