If you meant to put Groundhog Day twice, then you are very funny.

Star Wars has droids for everything. Shouldn’t we just assume that everyone uses a droid to wipe their ass? Like a bidet?

I saw a thing on the local news a week ago that these scooters are not usually covered on your auto liability insurance. So if you run over a kid or scrap a car, it’s coming out of your pocket.

Not sacks, but pressure. There were only 28 rushes by RBs last night. The Ds could pin their ears back and rush on every play. No quarterback -- I don’t care how good -- passes for those types of numbers under pressure.

If the DLs were monsters for 50% of the plays, they were creampuffs for the other 50%. Yes, there were a lot of splash plays, but when they weren’t creating a splash play, they weren’t even sniffing the QB and allowed both the time to complete long passes down field.

For the NFL, a lot of it has to do with the rule changes on hitting.

I see where you’re going with this. I’d just say that — while last night’s game was awesome — if that became the norm, it would cease to be exciting and actually become less interesting than a 27-24 game.

I wonder what his thoughts are on SHS’s smokey eye?

He may be more fun than Flacco, but you know what’s more fun than Lamar Jackson?

The Dream Team easily could have included Shaq!

Maybe you know more about DVOR than me, but based on my research, is there a bias in their formula AGAINST team’s primary weapons?

Like I said, I like the intent of DVOA and DVOR. The premise behind them makes complete sense. But a lot of these formulaic statistics (DVOR for football; WAR for baseball) try to do so much and makes them ripe for error. And when you’re entire premise is “historical statistics are wrong” ... well, you’ve set the bar…

I agree with you. My grandparents are in their late 80s and in really great shape for late 80s. They’ve never had any major illnesses and take no regular prescription drugs.

So found this odd that Conner is so lowly rated. I went on footballoutsiders to check. I assume you were not aware that the DVOA you cited for Conner/Bell is based on their rushing alone.

What if the franchise tag came with two player option years? (NOT team options)

“Meh. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. If it’s not New York or California, who cares?”

That’s my point. Hold on to your jock strap.

In some respects, I think last night WAS a victory for Trump. There’s nothing Trump likes more than getting his base frothing over a boogeyman, and for the next two years he gets a built-in boogeyman in Nancy Pelosi.

I bet the old guy on Jeopardy could get this reference!

Is this the burner account for Ryan Switzer?