I’d take a Clubman JCW over the GP.  Same engine, AWD, rear doors.

I’d take this over an A45.  More personality, less badge snobbery.

Seconded.

Let’s hope they start working on the M4's beaver teef next.

As long as it has some kind of diff and is also left wheel drive, I’ll be happy.

Big McHugelarge here, how do I do any of this without tearing every muscle apart?

A much as I love an old Mustang, I’d rather have the S550 GT350.

Every time I hear The High & Mighty, my mind wanders to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, then my mind wanders to the imaginary supergroup The High & Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

Oggdo Bogdo made me hate myself for playing on Jedi Master difficulty.

X Æ A-12 440is Gran Coupe X-Drive M-Sport Hybrid REx

I want a Giula Quadrifoglio but I can’t afford it.

Saw that thumbnail and knew exactly which song I was about to hear. :(

They definitely made an ugly car worse, but it still beats the SZ.

That never works for me, so YMMV.

Good guy lawyer knows what’s up.

Couldn’t have said it better.  Thanks for making Jalopnik awesome.

IT’S STEF! WHAT UP STEF!

Wait... hold up.

Not to mention the potential for pollution.  What if your engine decides to puke coolant or oil out there?  What about exhaust gases?