My mom’s brand new Mazda3 is ridiculously luxurious by my standards (and hers). Everything is covered in leather, Bose sound system, iDrive-esque infotainment controls with CarPlay, memory seats, blind spot monitoring, adaptive cruise, auto-braking, LED everything lights... On top of all that, it’s pretty damn nice to…

If its got the brakes to rein in the POWWAHHH then why not?

I mean, get one a year or two old with the performance pack and you’re looking at $28-$32k.  All you’d be missing out on is MagneRide, which is sort of big, but that can be fixed in the aftermarket.

Dude, get the hell out of my head.

+1 for gauche

If I’m honest, I hate donks less than I hate stanced cars. At least donks can defeat speedbumps and mildly graded driveway aprons.

Is this part of the testing new, like within the past 2 years? Because all these god damn trucks and their supernovae headlights are super frustrating. Seems like no one accounts for oncoming traffic, or the car immediately in front.

Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Widebody Z RS Abarth

It’ll be a cold, snowy day in hell when Jalopnik pun threads aren’t funny.

On my 10 minute commute to work, you betcha I’m going windows down to save wear-and-tear on my AC.

It’s a MINI 4-Door for someone who wants a BMW badge. The cup holders are even in the same place.

I did forget about Ram, you’re right.

The DSG in mine is my favorite part of the car.  It’s fast, convenient in traffic, and DSG FARTS!!!

I mean... I don’t know of anyone that thinks highly of any FCA cars other than Jeeps, and the ones with Hellcat engines. A merger with Renault can’t possibly make the perception of FCA worse, right?

Not only am I grumpy about that, but what the hell does, “Looks choice,” mean?

And as a fat ginger, I haven’t been to the beach or a swimming pool in 15 years.

I’ll take one ATS-V sedan, please.

When people tell me I should turn a hobby into a job, my response is generally something along the lines of, “I love -hobby- too much to turn it into a grind for a paycheck.”  That usually gets the point across well enough.

I get your point, but he’s already got a DC Comics supervillain’s worth of exposure...

As a former employee who was robbed at GameStop, where they have that same policy, I get it. I’m sure as hell not going to pursue someone who ripped an Xbox 360 out of my hands because who the hell knows if he’s got a weapon on him.  It’s definitely not worth risking my life.