Money.

I wish my GTI was as badass as this MkIII.

What does, “I am so here,” mean?

I have two dream restomod projects, a ‘68 mustang with a coyote 5.0 (or voodoo 5.2, I’m not picky), and a VTEC powered classic Mini. If I had one or both of those in my garage, I could die happy.

It’s one of those solidly 90's designs, but it certainly isn’t the worst of those clearly-designed-in-1995 shapes.

The words ‘Hillman’ and ‘Imp’ are so closely associated with each other in my head, I often forget Hillman made other cars.

The thing I didn’t like about the DB11/S is the flying pillar, and the drop top fixes that.  The convertible looks amazing.

There are fines for that, too.

I mean, everyone and their 90-year old grandmother has a smartphone with a camera. All a cop has to do is take a picture of a tire and it won’t be hard to tell if all the sidewall markings are in the same place later on.

Complete with all the fun graphical phenomena that go with trying to run VR on a potato.

Bright colors or muted colors, just colors, please. Black, white, and anything in between can go away forever.

How much rust does a Yugo have if a Yugo could go rust?

VAG in general is super generous with color options, if you’re willing to pay top dollar for them.  A lot of the colors are completely worth the cost to me.

I don’t have to worry about cell reception when playing local files on my phone, and I don’t have to pay a subscription for the privilege either.

See, I was all in from the very first trailer.

I’d definitely prefer this with the six-speed manual, personally, but the DCT is good. It’s not nearly as flawless as Porsche’s PDK, but it’s easy to live with.

In (somewhat shaky) defense of Jalopnik, of the Gizmodo Group sites, they are the least guilty of this. This kind of stuff happens way more often at Jezebel, Splinter, and Deadspin.  I suspect I may be a little biased though.  Anyone else want to weigh in?

I’m glad it wasn’t just me..  I read it three times to make sure I wasn’t just brain farting everywhere.

Porsche Cayman.

Their regular JCWs are priced into the stratosphere, I’m sure this thing will be much more expensive than its competition.