Can we just get rid of twitter social media? It doesn’t seem to have actually added any value to humanity.

Spend the leftovers on an exhaust and get that sweet Subie growl.

The Clubman is a wagon though, not a small CUV like the Macan.  I see your point, but I think your analogy is off.

That’s the bananas number to me too, it seems almost impossible.

You know what I hate about the 996? The interior is horribly dated.  I have no problem with the headlights so I guess I can get past the interior too.

Gotta be honest, I’m with lawyer guy.

Should I just get used to the idea of never owning a 911 now so I don’t live a life of disappointment?  It sort of feels like I should.  I’d love a 997 in any flavor.

I agree with you, but in defense of the 992, the car actually made the big leap in size with the 991 generation, not this one.

As the little brother who was pushed into the coffee table when I was 3, saying I have the exact same chin scar as Harrison Ford makes it cooler.  This kid will find a way.

Please recite it from memory for the class. Looking it up on Wikilopnik first is cheating.

Man, that kid’s got a rough life.  Little dude just wants to drive the cool Jeep!  But no, big sis has to rub it in by literally rubbing the ground in his face.  With the Jeep’s plastic wheel.

That’s where the money is these days.

Considering this whole article is tongue-in-cheek, definitely go find another hill to die on, bud.

As an avid gamer and consumer of screen-based things, I’d much rather my kids be on a three-wheeler like that, then glued to screens at a young age.

Hence the not-universal part of the rule.

Shall I call the burn unit?

Call me an old fart, but I think I’d like something with a bit more mellow sound, especially in a droptop. Oh well, that’s an easy fix.

I have but one star to give, but please take it.

Ditto on the 918, with all the green accent options ticked.