Please recite it from memory for the class. Looking it up on Wikilopnik first is cheating.

Man, that kid’s got a rough life.  Little dude just wants to drive the cool Jeep!  But no, big sis has to rub it in by literally rubbing the ground in his face.  With the Jeep’s plastic wheel.

That’s where the money is these days.

Considering this whole article is tongue-in-cheek, definitely go find another hill to die on, bud.

As an avid gamer and consumer of screen-based things, I’d much rather my kids be on a three-wheeler like that, then glued to screens at a young age.

Hence the not-universal part of the rule.

Shall I call the burn unit?

Call me an old fart, but I think I’d like something with a bit more mellow sound, especially in a droptop. Oh well, that’s an easy fix.

I have but one star to give, but please take it.

Ditto on the 918, with all the green accent options ticked.

If it’s co-produced with F1, should we expect an unbiased look at driver safety?

I lost a bunch of weight, and I got so many compliments on it that then when I gained the weight back, it was hard not to feel like people were looking at my body and thinking I looked horribly and ugly. After all, if I looked so great 40lbs ago, what does that mean now?

It might even eat into the Prius sales.

I wish I had the time to sink this kind of effort into this game. It looks so cool, but I just don’t have the time to grind.

Is it pronounced AlpHARD or ALPHArd?

Now I know what island Fortune Island from Forza Horizon 4 is supposed to be.  There’s a combination of Stonehenge and these circular stone arrangements on the island.

I imagine the citation would be inhibiting forward vision. You can’t have anything in between your eyes and the windshield, including small items hanging from the rearview miorror.

Too bad WRC is a subscription. Not sure I’m a big enough fan to warrant paying for it.

It’s too late, it’s already brutally assaulted my eyes.  One of the most hideous, vile cars ever made.