Basically any color is better than silver.

Not to mention when it inevitably breaks, parts will be impossible to get.

It’s been broken for two weeks, don’t expect it to be fixed any time soon.

Behind that monster motor sits a six-speed stick intended as the seller specifies “for people who still enjoy driving.”

There’s plenty of glory to be had in an angry little Fiat that sounds the way they do from the factory.

Hearing people talk shop like this makes me regret not going to school for this stuff when I was a dumb high school graduate. Now I’m a dumb adult and wrenching is 3 spoopy 5 me.  I have a lot of respect for anyone who works on their vehicles.

Seriously, reading some of those remarks made me sick. I agree with you 100%.

Yeah, this was a stupid project.

That’s a great nickname.

GLA 45 is best super hot hatch.

I hope you gave Alanis a raise for her exceptional bravery.

It feel like Toyota is trying to meme the Supra at this point, but no one cares because the meme is long dead.

I can’t, I’m squarely in the middle of the two-wheels-bad camp.

In the age where small cars dwarf this car, and trucks are closer to freight trains in size, I’d have an unshakable sense of dread because I will die in a collision.

Oh, it comes with the Hot Wheels car! Sold!

See also: Toyota Supra

I always enjoyed your articles, Ryan.  As long as you dip into the comments like Stef occasionally does, I’ll allow you to leave.

Firefox too, it’s Kinja being Kinja.

That’s why I never signed into my Microsoft account when I first installed Windows 10.  I’ll still modify my registry, just to be safe.

He has a couple albums of big band style music, think Sinatra.  Honestly, he’s pretty good.