You take your logic and reason and get the hell out.

Found the salesman.

No.

Do compression socks help with shin splints?  I get shin splints when I’m walking, and I gotta admit, it keeps me from walking all the time.

I get shin splints when I go for a walk.  Being horrendously out of shape for years sucks, man.

I think I love you.

Soon?  That’s already a daily occurrence.

Too bad it’s in a hideous car.

Because crossover.

Now that’s spiteful!

That’s why I angle my side mirror to reflect straight back at the driver.

But how does it look in person?

#hottakessohotitmusthavebeenmachogan

That movie is a treasure.

I’d say more but don’t want to babylon.

I’ve only had one lease, but the dealer I bought it from (and returned it to) did a visual inspection. They were looking for any cosmetic damage bigger than 2", and even though I had a hole in my front bumper cover that was caused by a dumbass deer, since it was less than 2" in diameter I wasn’t dinged for it.

Nope, shout it from the rooftops so I can get a 997 on the cheap.

Fixed it.  I take payments in scotch.  Bugatti champagne is also acceptable.

Oh there’s a massive shortage of canvas, just canvas cheap enough to throw into this collector’s edition.