What you call, “Personality,” I call, “Hideous to the point of inducing vomit on sight.”  The Kicks looking more like its siblings is by no means a bad thing, in this case.

The Kicks looks infinitely better than the Juke.  The split headlight thing is a dumb trend that needs to die.  While you’re at it, Nissan, stop doing floating C pillars, too.

Now that’s a good idea!

I need to lose way more than 30 lbs, but thanks for the tip.

McDonald’s coffee is amazing.

Personally, I don’t think the coffee itself is shit. What’s shit is that the employees dump a gallon of milk and 5 lbs of sugar into each drink. No matter how you slice it, that’s shit.  Do the Starbucks thing and let me do that myself.

So are their, “Bagels.”

The cockpit is cramped. I’m only 5'11" and 195 pounds, and I was jammed in there. Particularly with my head and shoulders.

See, I’ve always had the opposite problem. In-ear headphones don’t stay in my ears even though they’re specifically designed to. They always back themselves out after a few minutes. The ones that take longer to do this end up hurting my ears big time.

Updoot for Eddie Izzard.

I think it was filmed on one of those 80's camcorders that recorded directly to a VHS tape.

BUT THE HALO RUINS THE AESTHETICS, MAN!!  CARS GOTTA LOOK GOOD WARBLBJVHBERSJEFBVUSEUIFHVBSEUJHBFWPUIFB

NP because Prowlers are awesome.  Fight me, noobs.

I’ve been thinking this for a long time, as well. Even ‘base model’ cars have backup cameras, which necessitates a screen in the dash, which means it’s coming with a GUI for entertainment and climate controls, which means they include USB and SD memory card ports, which means I can plug my phone into it directly,…

I like that some cars with digital instrument screens are moving away from a center screen in the dash.

I am 100% fine with all three choices.

Yup, every car buyer on earth collectively got together and agreed to hate dealerships solely for the sake of trolling.

The facelift looks properly good. Like, best-looking-Ford-SUV-in-awhile good.