He voted for Joe, which is a loser position. He's not privy to the real plan.

If they want to rot in a Nicaraguan jail for twenty years, sure.

He's in a pretty good position. He knows what's going on, but nobody knows he knows — they all think he's a moron. Which is a good strategy. He's not visibly running anything, but he kind of is. But he's not a target (yet).

Glorious.

Which takes 21 days just to hatch a chick (not much meat). There's no point in this game. Eat the rooster.

My thought was that they'll eat the rooster after one or two mornings of being woken up at 3:55 AM.

Plantar warts are caused by HPV, same as genital warts and so on. Do you want that in your drinking water? Does boiling kill the virus? Are you sure? I dunno, I'm not a doctor or a scientist. Neither are they.

I've been waiting for years for the first Survivor challenge to kill someone. I thought we might have had it yesterday, but it was just a head wound.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but also wasn't most of Max's nudity way off in the distance, or walking to and from camp? Whereas Shirin spent a fair amount of time standing around with people discussing things, just a few feet away. I also got a feeling from her, not of "I'm going nude because it's more comfortable" but of…

I apologize, BUT YOU DO THE SAME THING ONLY WORSE, shit, I got a whiff of Dan there, I apologize for that too. And for patronizing you.

He should have said "but I have this huge gnarly wart on my foot, see".

He apparently knew everything there was to know about every Survivor player except anything that actually mattered.

Tom Brady plays for the New England Patriots. I'm explaining my own joke; I'll go stand in the corner now.

No, that's Rodney "Tom Brady" Lavoie, surely.

But you HAVE to see it. When you're strategizing with one other person while you can SEE the other five talking together, you have to know that you are on the wrong side of the teeter-totter. Max didn't see himself as others saw him, and that's always fatal. You HAVE to know your weaknesses. He should have been…

Rodney's for sure. When it comes I'm going to jump up and shout BOO-YAH, just in his honor. I can not stand that stupid man.

How the hell did I fall eight points back in one week without having the vote-off? Always finding new ways to suck….

That was straight out of one of those "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" self-help books. Dan's done his reading. Shame he can't put it into practice, or he'd be dangerous (like, stalker dangerous). He and Rodney are ultra-creeps.

He should have also not put his warts in the tribe drinking pot.

I like her too, but she is clearly batshit, jabbers WAY too much, and has no awareness of how she is perceived by others, which is #1 on Survivor. She sang the friggin' national anthem, for chrissakes!