You're not in any statistics-related STEM field, I take it.

You can't damage something that ain't there. Saying Rodney has brain damage is like saying my Ferrari has a flat tire.

I was hoping, but no. Even though Mike is the only really likeable person left, my Pick-4 team takes precedence over everything, even the human race!

My plan for world domination has failed. Suprise, surprise. Now, I still need Mike to get voted out, and Sierra to win, with Carolyn second, and I'll, uh, maybe move up two spots. My odds for Champions League are longer than Hafnarfjordur's in the UEFA one.

Glorious stuff. Hali's crossed arms were very telling.

I predict awkwardness in Ponderosa.

He can talk to women. He just hates it when they try to talk back.

Shain't.

Lord help us all. That's hilarious. And ridiculous.

Re "brain damage" — objection, assumes facts not in evidence.

I never expected to be as high as 11th. Not only that, but Hurleytennis and I are the only players in the top 14 without Mike, and Hurleytennis has just Carolyn — advantage me. If Mike goes home this week, all the players above me will have just one player, except for DisgruntledGoat with Sierra + Will, and the only…

Is that you, Rodney?

I googled "simpsons ita" and got exclusively items about the Simpsons in Italian.

This episode makes me wonder if a contestant has ever just stood up at tribal and gone all the way off on someone. "You ^*@#$%ing son of a $%^&ing -*&^, eat ^&*$ and die, get cancer", sort of thing. Tonight, I would have, on Will. And maybe all of the others. I felt like fisticuffs were about to break out, a few times.

Top half, but falling fast. It was wise of me to stop picking the worst and second-worst player in the game, but I still failed to grab any of the possible eventual winners.

Dan's completely false. He's half-learned how to talk the talk, but that's it. When he says "I take full responsibility" he means "it's your fault, not mine, never mine". His non-apology to Sierra was textbook.

I think Sierra is there for the taking. She hates Dan, and hates him more every time he "apologizes". Mike has Kelly in his pocket but needs to work on someone post-merge to stay ahead. Fortunately for him, there's more wild cards than alliance members at this point.

Kinder Surprise!

SO MUCH BRO-ING. So many complicated handshakes and fist bumps and shoulder hugs. I don't know how the other contestants can keep a straight face. If it was me I'd get caught imitating Rodney and they'd have to bring medical in to reassemble my face.

Nothing beats a guy who can't stop talking going on and on about the advantages of closing your mouth. Dan is farcical.