So losing two players in the same episode is not good for the scores. And I was doing so well (compared to last season at least).

How about an all-Hantz season, with the extended family, and eleven Immunity Idols, all of which are firearms.

I was waiting to hear about the fried okra and collard greens.

No — Matt Elrod, the Bible-thumper.

Exactly — every manipulative junkie. Even if he's not a junkie anymore, he's still got the personality for it. Charming as heck, but before you know what's happening you're letting him borrow your car to go commit crimes in.

The average age of a Facebook user is 41. Tina is 52, a little over but still in the zone.

Fee tines a mady.

Record-breaking amounts of tears, or possibly blood, if Aras and Vytas go all Cain and Abel and murder each other.

"Fingerpainting. Everybody wins!"

In real life if Tyson ate your food you could just run down to the store and get some more.

Half plus seven, so 23 or 24. He's in the clear!

Is it attractive when a man's hairline comes down to his eyebrows? I wouldn't know. All I know for sure is that his giant furry tits are hilarious. I wonder if the hairline gives him an advantage in a courtroom — when he furrows his brow in confusion, no one can tell.

Yeah, it sucks, because there's no real treatment. Exercise, to strengthen the muscle around it, that's it. Which doesn't really help. And it's not torn bad enough for surgery, which can actually make it worse. It's actually better if the sucker is torn clean off, it's easier to reattach that way. I mean, I'm not…

I dunno, "Rex" is pretty great too.

JudgeReinhold, I've stepped in things on the sidewalk that were more likeable than Colton Cumbie.

Brandon Hantz. No contest. Colton is repellent and a dick, but Brandon was a serious criminal threat. From the moment we first met him, hiding in the bushes and watching the women and going on about the terrible things they were doing to him (by being alive) to his final freakout, I was expecting Brandon to commit an…

The thing is, he DID have an idea how to play Survivor, it was just a really terrible idea — much worse than having no idea. He tried to cram an entire season's worth of guile and backstabbing and lying into the very first day, and no one was buying it for an instant because he was so obvious about it. And so he spent…

If that tendon is torn, he's in trouble. I tore mine seven years ago and it still hurts every single day.

I worry about her physically. She's been there a few days and she's already got dark bags under her eyes. She looks whipped. No muscle, no fat reserves at all. I think she's going to wind up more depleted than Courtney Yates.

Yeah, every single time one player got high they were gone. Stay low. Stay on your hands and knees if you have to.