Imagine the aneurysm he'd have if he ever saw pumpernickel.

And some people are just morons. A lot of gentiles I know get kosher turkeys for Thanksgiving because while they know nothing about kashrut itself, they think they're somehow "better" - so I wouldn't put it past someone to call and ask for a kosher ham for Easter or any other occasion. The Greenwich Village location…

All I picture is:

I was prepared to say that none of these drawings encapsulate my disheveled boringness, but then I saw Haggard Art Lady. I am her, she is me.

"She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby."

Sorry! I'm a flats only gal. ;)

Fuckin' feminists, amirite? Out abortin' baby men and shaming trans men. What's a guy gotta do to just get his dick sucked around here anymore?

This actually fits the MRA narrative better than the pro-life narrative, particularly with the rest of the content of the site that you listed.

Haven't you heard about thee Reddit Jewish Leftist Feminist SJW cabal?

See, that feminist was doing it wrong. Personally, I'm excited to have my own personal white man that I can corrupt with all my social justice warrior evil. Baby sleeper agent!

Now that that's out of the way, can we discuss the reality show that REALLY needs to happen? Khloe and Scott enjoy some drinks while watching live footage of the rest of the Kardashian family and they get to do a hilarious running commentary.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

Hot Take:

*It's about Ethics in Our Childhoods.

I like her ridiculously bright line between medical and recreational marijuana. When I get high and giggle at Castle reruns that is a WHOLESOME ACTIVITY, because my doctor signed a form; when you filthy reprobates smoke your terrorism-supporting recreational pots, you are UNDERMINING WESTERN CIVILIZATION.

Guys, I don't really think she's a very good journalist.

"Are you saying the 911 call is not real????"

Or the birth control pills she opposes.