I know it’s been said a lot but it should always be repeated.

And not for nothing, but this particular Stephen King adaptation boasts a score by one Mr. Mike Patton.

The sea knows what it did.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Junior’s right. That’s why Peepaw never has to remind people who he is by plastering his name in giant letters on almost literally everything he owns. That would totally be the action of an insecure beta cuck

My Grandfather was a Violent Anti-Fascist, but we mostly just refer to that portion of his life as being a Patriot and a Hero.

I got a follower! It’s a spambot, sure, but it’s a SEXY spambot. And it’s here to stay, because I can’t figure out how to block users or report bullshit accounts.

Pretty sure the review is correct. They showed the same chicken running across the frame as the car pulled into Angelville. No way to be absolutely sure, but there’s really no other reason for Jesse to be bringing her body there, and no reason to have included the chicken stuff in the intro if not to suggest this as a…

The biggest defense I see is not “innocent until proven guilty,” it’s “no one is accusing him of what he’s rumored to have done.” I think to conflate this with the Cosby situation is to be almost aggressively disingenuous. CK has no accus-ER, let alone accus-ERS. This is quite literally a rumor, not 50-odd women…

I try to remain constructive here, even in the face of baseless insults, so let me offer you some advice. Reading comprehension is not just some inborn talent, it is a skill that can be developed through hard work. No one is truly hopeless.

I would add French and Saunders. It’s honestly the first duo that popped to mind for me.

On Disqus it was great, I’d click on a comment and go right to that comment, which was incredibly helpful for posts with hundreds of comments. On Kinja, I click on a comment and it takes me to the post, which is not nearly as helpful.

“They’ll file your file under where the fuck is that fucking file” is my favorite line of the season. I also enjoyed the brief callback to Ramses being from Minnesota during the interrogation when he mentions his mother’s stress over a hot dish competition.

Unfortunately, I think the powers-that-be see the death of this community as a feature, not a bug.

“Thank you for making our site’s community vibrant, intelligent, and fun!”

I think he’s lying on the beach, drinking a catamaran.

I had a friend who said to me once, ‘What would you say if I told you I’ve had three close encounters?’ and I replied, ‘I’d ask you what drugs you were doing at the time.’

She readily admitted to doing the drugs, but still insisted she’d seen aliens.

‘I experienced weird shit’ does not equal ‘ghosts are real’. Sorry,…

Pretty sure it’s Ms. Lint - not Glint - for reasons that are abundantly apparent.

I AM SUING FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES

This was worth saying, even a year late.