“90% of the guys that buy Tacoma’s will never even use it for transporting rebels, let alone mount a 20mm cannon in it.”

Did you need to get David Tracy’s permission to model his front yard?  You should have waited until you had more Jeep models to decrepitize. 

I’m a native NYer and now split time between CO, AZ, and TX. Your take is 100% accurate. I remember my parents being baffled that my wife and I really needed two cars because we worked on opposite sides of town. My mom literally said, “why don’t you just take the train and she can take the car?” Keep in mind at that…

I have a new F150 super crew 4wd, short bed V8. It gets better mileage then my Chevy SS, and my JKUR. It can tow more, it has a huge interior for my family of 4 plus a dog. I can fill up the bed with 1700 lbs of disk blades and various steel parts, then clean out the bed in less then 10 minutes. I can leave the tail…

People who do tough dirty work for a living NEED a chrome-plated, $57,000 Sierra HD? Hmmmmm

You do realize Jalopnik is FILLED with writers who live and work near the center of NYC. I used to read almost every article on this site, now I visit about once a week to see if Andrew or David have any new content. You can’t have a perspective on America solely from the middle of its largest city...

That’s why you use a trailer for the days you need to actually haul something so dirty you can’t justify putting it on a plastic sheet in the back of the van. All the other days, use the vehicle that it’s harder to steal things from.

Don’t worry- all the people who don’t actually work in anything that needs trucks will log in here with statistics to tell you why if they were you they wouldn’t buy a truck.

If they were that much better people would choose them.

Yeah, posts like this makes Giz’s journalists look like they’re out of touch with 50% of  america. It’s just bad.

No they aren't. I'd much rather have a bed that things can hang off the back of and I don't have to worry about it getting dirty or nasty. 

David Tracy was conceived in the back of a SnapOn tool truck parked in a junk yard. He was born on the Jeep assembly line.

Ha! You don’t have to worry about Coronavirus. Maybe Tetanus.....

I’m with you on this one. My latest obsession is rare/unusual cars getting the restomod treatment, so this is right up my alley.

Your good faith interpretation of his tweet is about as legitimate as Fox News’ interpretation of, well, anything.

Please don’t.

Up next, “Parents endangering their childrens lives by not driving the newest largest SUV available today.”

I kid. David is my absolute favorite writer around here. His posts are often him doing cool stuff and telling us about it. It’s like a friend telling me, “OK, you’re not going to believe this shit...”

Hard to be sneaky with a tow truck.

Take every expression of the word no ever uttered in every language on earth, including long lost tongues, and apply it to this car. That is how CP it is, even if just for it’s looks, which are so bland it’s ugly.