fmcsprinkles
Farty McSprinkles
fmcsprinkles

That IS a pretty good deal, but check this shit out... “ Bruce” is a 1995 K1500 Silverado that spent many years as a company vehicle where I work. He has 190k on the clock. The only 2 people at my place of work who preferred him to the brand new vans were the company owner and myself.

And he’ll lose out on 50% of his source material for the website.

With the rare exceptions of broken financial systems causing a collapse, this is completely accurate.

No, take the *Metro*.

You gotta admire a man with a vision and a sawzall. NP for an astounding combo of weird and wonderful. 

This is simultaneously impressive and thoroughly terrifying. 

Hot take: Wanting the government to meddle with autonomous driving regulation this early in the game is misguided. Autonomous cars aren’t murdering people left and right. We’ve had something like two or three fatalities out of the millions and millions of miles of autonomous driving?

It shoots fire. Automatic NP forever and always.

Fuck it, nice price. Buy it and take it to Cars and Coffee to watch a bunch of yuppies rage shit their pants.

New coil packs aren’t terrible,

That wasn’t Amazon’s fault. Santa missed the chimney shot.

I would add that that’s a pretty divisive statement.

There are three types of people in this world: those who can do math and those who can’t. ;-)

That was the answer today too, but it was phrased more diplomatically.

“...and get very nervous even thinking about daily driving it into Manhattan.”

Scenario #1 doesn’t make good life choices, do they?

There was a time that Jalopnik hired a writer who didn’t even own a car.

I have said it before and I will say it again:

This is what Jalopnik is supposed to be.

Never stop being you Torch.