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With all respect to the original and Tracy Chapman, this is my favorite version of Fast Car:

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17 weeks on the country charts and it hit Numma 1: “Good Ol’ Boys”

Mercedes is probably the most real jalop writer left. Digs in to hopeless vehicles most would not touch with a 10' pole and does stuff. Even if it is letting them sit too long, she at least gets them up again. Crazy projects, hoarding and illegal parking; it’s all there.

Mercedes Streeter is a solid replacement for David Tracy, with less risk of a tetanus infection.

Because the site is in excellent shape

Hands down. I sort of hope TheAutopian snipes her.

Buh bye!

I agree. She has the most Jalop spirit of this new crop.

Mercedes is a pretty good writer. 

This was a slightly better take than the one he deleted after eating shit all over the internet last week

Maybe it’s a Hail Mary attempt to stanch the torrent of absolutely deserved ill will Rory unleashed yesterday with his now-deleted, utterly fucking tone-deaf, pissy little bitch comment yesterday.

I’m just impressed that David turned being that weird old guy down the road whose yard is full of car parts and who is always covered in oil into a career.

I’m not crying it’s just rust flakes in my eyes.

This is the post Rory should have made. I admire the optimism and do hope things turn for the better. I know there’s not anything you can do about the broken Kinja, as that would require an act of Angry Zeus at this point, but I would suggest less editorializing (and angry snark!) in news posts. This point isn’t just

Thanks for making the post that Rory should have made. I really do hope you right the ship!

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.