I think you nailed it.

Needs a Partridge family paint scheme. NP

While you’re at it, I have a way to make a lot of money on a new crypto currency venture, so send him my way. (Note I never said WHO would make the money...)

Haammmonnddddd!

...graduating from...

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I think Barney Rubble drove an earlier model.

Marv is 88 years old and clearly doesn’t give a fuck. Subtlety is a young man’s game. You do you, Marv.

Apparently they have 5.87s, which makes sense considering the power form the six. Amazing how the dash is identical to the deuce and a half though.

Or maybe you need a batshit project just to know you’re still alive.

Top 15 people too cheap to get a new car and not crazy enough to walk into a dealership (myself included).

More like 15 cars people wanted to save money by not trading so often.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

His rate would drop to zero, if they knew he was driving impaired.

From all the other people on the road with you, fuck you.

The United Kingdom combined would be our twelfth largest state. We have the room.

How about this, have some money in the bank, disposable income, actually be well off and stop fronting.

Torrenting? Why not suggest shoplifting too? That’ll keep your budget down as well.