Relax buddy, we’re all friends here. We don’t attack the mentally ill.

Coming from a person who can’t form a sentence without using profanity..........

David Tracy is to Jeeps as the Pope is to the Catholic church. - Arguably, both are bat shit crazy but, no doubt, experts in their own right. While the Pope is busy rescuing souls from eternal damnation, Tracy is busy saving rust pocked 4.0L’s and XJs from an immoral resurrection in the form of dumpsters and…

I’m gonna be the contrarian and say that if it’s the day before an election and a) you didn’t know it was the day before an election until you saw it on Gawker, b) you don’t know who’s running or what they’re running for, and c) you don’t know where to vote, then you probably should not be voting at all. Leave it to…

I think that it’s overpriced , unless it’s absolutely perfect underneath. I’d do some serious haggling but I like it a lot.

automotive technician

1990: This Miata is too slow. Who would want this thing? It isn’t fast. You really have to wind out the engine.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

There is a critical mass where one has spent so much of their money on multiple hoopties that all you can afford are additional hoopties. I call this Tracy’s Law

I loved your collab on Star Wars.

I love your music!

I’d wager 100 in a CJ would be quite terminal.

As someone who watched Smokey & the Bandit too many times as a kid, damn that is a pretty car.

Nope! Country & Western. Seems like this mis-identification is getting worse...

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Peace be with hoon.

As an extreme zealot of the Church of Jalopnik I prostrate myself extremely and recount the Ten Car-mandments from last week:

Ohhhhhh, it’s gonna hurt when that ones hits the crowd.