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Farty McSprinkles
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I can vouch for this car. Its a little under-powered but, as the old saying goes, “there’s nothing better than driving a slow car fast”... sold mine for 1800 6 years ago, worst decision ever.

Shoulda just donked it.

I had a vasectomy to avoid this conversation.

all those so called “F1 cars for the street” are honestly more like LMP cars for the street for a million reasons

I am very much enjoying this.

Please buy a Jeep or...Jeep

Pretty much nothing online is a sure bet and must be eyed with a critical eye.

Q: How did Jeep make the Grand Cherokee Trackhawk strong enough to survive 707 horsepower
A: Pretended they weren’t an FCA company when engineering it.

Dear Cajun Navy,

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

759 million is enough to buy whatever car you want several times over. So pick what you like. Pick several to try out different types. Hell, get a couple just to look at and park in your living room.

***saves for future Torch articles***

Pretty sure beer was already involved.

Here’s what I took away from this article:

WHAT in the WHAT

They went through an intense 27 hour surgery to separate them. Unfortunately, the weaker twin, Left, didn’t survive because they shared a single oil pump. Chief Surgeon Tracy applauded his team’s efforts, heartbreaking as this is.

I hate my car with a fiery passion, but I occasionally still manage to enjoy it, I maintain it well with synthetic fluids, wash and wax regularly etc. I despise it but it’s better than what a lot of people have. I’m thankful for that at least.

That’s coming next!