Nice price. If the what the ad says is accurate, I would probably buy it today if it was closer to me. I always liked the way these look and it would be relatively fun to drive as well.

The Camry is the perfect car for an enthusiast to own. Why? Because they are dead reliable and will get you to work and back everyday. They are cheap to buy, own, and maintain. All this allows you to go and buy some fun, beautiful, but unreliable project or fun car, and your life will continue. Want to buy a 250,000…

Yes, but it adds to the conversation

Sounds like bankruptcy is in that young man’s future if he legitimately does not know why that was such a stupid question.

Have they stopped teaching math in school? I don’t understand how that 1 & 3 are serious questions. Values of cars are easy to find on internet. The math is not that hard, and there are online calculators that will do it for you if you can’t figure it out.

Harsh, but I agree, but I think I would have been a bit nicer about it. Remember, these are actually real people on the other side of the screen. Sadly, It seems that there are more and more writers on this site that write about cars, but are not true enthusiast. There are notable exceptions. David Tracy is bat shit…

My generations ear worm

It’s so they can give you up to $10,000 for your trade in if you act today!

This is the only explanation that I can think of for why the Panamera exist:

Well played, sir. You are a master of your craft.

CP - he ruined it.

Is this a joke, or are you serious?? California has some of the highest taxes in the US. Low taxes aren’t the reason it is a shit show. There are a lot of big cities with much lower taxes, that don’t have any where near as big of a problem with social issues as California does. Mismanagement is the problem.

After reading these articles, I sit and wonder how Torch could smoke enough weed to have these ideas, yet still be able to write coherent sentences. Highly entertaining as usual.

Or because they are capable off road vehicle, with a ton more power and cost a fraction of the price of one of the G-wagons. Parts are cheap and plentiful as well, which comes in handy if you actually off road instead of just wanting to look cool. 

For a musical demonstration of this, listen to Scala and Kolacny brothers version of “Creep”.

Wow, this was close for me because of the seat and the lowering, but I had to click NP. Assuming they bottome is not scrapped to hell, those are both easy enough fixes.

Brandon sounds like a true friend. Broken cars are easier to fix than broken friendships, so go easy on him next time! Great story as usual.

I agree with your premise that the smart car was ideal for parking in urban cities, and that the parking rules you mentioned were dumb, but I think the conclusion you came to is incorrect. As others have mentioned, the smart car was just not a good car, and that is a problem no matter where you live. The other glaring…

CP on this one. First, assuming that he did actually disconnect the power steering for “driver preference” and was the one that did some of the other questionable mods on this car, that indicates to me that his work on this is not to be trusted. Throw in the leaking gear box on top of that? No way.

CP, but excellent work tying in Boxing Day. Well done!