This story was all at once depressing and hilarious. Thanks.

Trip N. Balls lol..Get outta here Drew.

My uncle was an engineer at a small company called Lamb in Windsor, Ontario. The company had box seats at the Joe and every time it was my uncle’s turn with the tickets, he brought the whole family to the arena to watch a game. Windsor has the nickname of “South Detroit” and most of us are diehard Wings fans (for some…

Sicilian’s have an identical expression but we say, “Lu stichiu di to ma.”

Triste!

Triste!

Property, shmoperty. As long as the owners of said property aren’t looking and if they are, kindly asking them for a measly one or two of their abundant produce is quite fine. And if they say no, you kindly accept their decision, wait until they’re not looking and take it anyway.

This shit even happens where you’d think “colour” wasn’t an issue, like in Italy. My family is from southern Italy and therefore, “tan easier” than the more central and northern regions of the country. When I went back for my honeymoon and spoke in Italian to the locals, every single one of them commented on how I…

Does that $3.2 trillion get spread out to everyone in the country so that we can keep supporting the economy and it’s growth? Asking for a friend.

I mean, I get it. Guy also works for gq and writes fuckin novels cuz he thinks he’s Hunter S. Thompson or some shit and he’s got a family. So we should cut him some slack....but I completely agree, Tuesday’s are funbag days goddamnit.

I don’t even particularly like these posts but it’s tuesday, almost 5 o’clock and I’m thinking, “That asshole magary hasn’t posted his funbag yet!” I hate you for making me feel this way.

Billy, those run-on sentences, man. Fuck.

That’s the fucking truth. Also quite pungent.

Like, the guy’s a fuckin legend for the Knicks and that’s how they treat him? I know he started to get rough but from the earlier footage, he’s standing there asking why he’s being asked to leave. Pretty legitimate question to ask. I hope Silver gives Dolan the Sterling treatment and kicks his ass out. How do you own…

Sad!

Why isn’t he a knight already, anyway? Fuck, I want to be a night.

Lollll I can’t stop laughing at this

Me (towards the end of the article): Oh wow, Drew’s not going to make fun of Italians playing soccer for onc—

“Straight grass, homie. What’s 10,000 yards to me?” Responded Moss when asked about the kicking distance.

Ya, because nobody gets sick while they’re in the hospital.