Couldn’t have happened to a nicer hemorrhoid.

Is it too much to ask that Alex Jones and Steve Bannon end up in prison together before Christmas?

With their Yorkshire accent, I keep thinking the Doctor is saying Adipose instead of Atropose and I’m like wait this is where those aliens made of fat tissue are from?

Pretty sure it’s not a “new coat” it’s just inside out/reversible.

My cat didn’t believe me when I tried to explain daylight savings. Dinner is at 4pm now. 

Use ublock 

Cats absolutely do have deadlines. Just... not for them. They have deadlines for when you are supposed to feed them, and guess what, you’re already 10 minutes past the deadline. Even if you just fed them 5 minutes ago.

Let’s do this. I’ll start. This is Cleocatra, my rescue from a truckstop parking lot.

“ALL WE HAD TO DO, IS PUBLISH THE DAMN GAME CJ”

And just what, exactly, is wrong with having a “boob” light? We have them in all four bedrooms in our house, which we’ve lived in for over 12 years, and not one person visiting has ever said a word. And believe me, there were plenty of people who would have said something. Just because you’ve judged them as…

Yeah, those are so tacky. I replaced mine with these and they’re way better:

Dont worry.

I am sure they are very sad.

The Raimi films had him graduate halfway through the first one, and Amazing Spider-Man had him graduate at the beginning of the second film, so that’s 1.5 out of 5 films. The MCU films are really the first to show any actual interest in that period, it’s previously been an obligatory step that the filmmakers can’t…

I know I must be in a minority but I’m am entirely over zombies. Marvel or otherwise.

I had no expectation that Matt & Jessica playing off each other would be the best thing about the Defenders, but I definitely thought it was.

I liked the Ghost Rider from s4 of Agents of  SHIELD (Gabriel Luna)

This is her at last year’s Golden Globes. If she thinks she can’t be in movies cuz she looks like this? Yeah. Hollywood is bullshit.

Or..just maybe..people don’t want to add (yes add) PC sexual agendas into every aspect of our lives.  If these characters were already known to have a LBGT disposition then it’s find, but it seems people are furiously looking to add non-hetero sexuality into everything ... just because.