The whole “haw-haw, this thing is old! Therefore there’s no way anyone under x age has seen it! We have no records of such a distant past!” thing is much worse (and more tiresomely unoriginal in the way it’s such a standard go-to in seemingly every article referencing old pop culture/media) though, really.

Is it just me, or are these characters look a bit expressionless?

Keep a Zip-It at each drain location Cheap and effective.

I remember overclocking a Gateway Pentium 166 by throwing DIP switches with tweezers and feeling very pleased with myself when it worked without any smoke.

“which is why you’ll often hear that today’s weed is so much strong than the stuff Boomers smoked in the ‘60s—it probably is”

“People enjoyed something more than I did. Obviously, they are morons.”

Having seen all of Squid Game, I don’t get the hype. It’s fine. The ending sucked (I won’t reveal spoilers). Teigen is far from the first person to not understand that the themes of the series are meant to horrify you. One of my friends on FB is trying to find a perfect match for the #456 jacket for their kid. Like,…

Of all the things to be outraged about in the world, this is very low on my priority list.

Oh for God’s sake. Is there nothing more pressing about which to be aggrieved?

Those poor fictional characters! I can’t imagine how their nonexistent hearts must be breaking over seeing this!

There are many things one could criticize Teigen for, but throwing a party themed around the biggest television show of the year is not one of them.

My cat didn’t believe me when I tried to explain daylight savings. Dinner is at 4pm now. 

Use ublock 

Cats absolutely do have deadlines. Just... not for them. They have deadlines for when you are supposed to feed them, and guess what, you’re already 10 minutes past the deadline. Even if you just fed them 5 minutes ago.

Let’s do this. I’ll start. This is Cleocatra, my rescue from a truckstop parking lot.

“ALL WE HAD TO DO, IS PUBLISH THE DAMN GAME CJ”

And just what, exactly, is wrong with having a “boob” light? We have them in all four bedrooms in our house, which we’ve lived in for over 12 years, and not one person visiting has ever said a word. And believe me, there were plenty of people who would have said something. Just because you’ve judged them as…

Yeah, those are so tacky. I replaced mine with these and they’re way better:

Dont worry.

One lesson I learned the hard way - before you go down into the crawl space, lock your pets in another room.