If I put soap on my feet in the shower, I will slip and crack my head open. This will happen.

This whole article reads like ad copy. Is this sponsored content?

I get we’re trying to reduce carbon emissions and all that, but is the future going to be all of us sipping fake coffee while eating a fake sausage patty sandwiched between two buns made from recycled plastic bottles? While farmers in Guatemala and Kansas can’t earn a living because everything we eat is brewed in a…

I’ve seen other alternative “coffee” products. One was made from mushrooms. That they taste as good as coffee is the selling point. The other is that the consumer has a choice to have a drink that costs even more than good quality coffee beans. 

I think you mean Chick-fil-A, Popeyes is smart and doesn't comment on anything in corporate wise

It’s not just Chappelle. I’ve accepted that he’s a lost cause. I’m also thinking about anti-vaxxers like Kyrie Irving and Nikki Minaj. It not like I’ve had a lot of feelings towards these celebrities but it’s just so sad to see how even with all their money and access we still get this kind of clownery.

But there are already tons of places like that already. Here, on the earth. Why would you need to go to space for that?

I hate learning how stupid so many celebrities are.

Well, it wasn’t for lack of resemblance to a Star Trek villain.

But the Beatles were just really great.

- This interaction between Sylvester and Pat is very different from all of their other ones.
- Chosen family. That obviously has to do with Pat and Courtney, but doesn’t also have to do with Pat and Mike? I’ve seen a lot of speculation that Pat adopted Mike.
- I’m liking how much more confidant Beth is. I was hoping…

It’ll be nice to get to know (a new) teenage post-Blip Cassie, but Kathryn Newton has some big shoes to fill, because Abby Ryder Fortson was maybe the most adorable kid in the entire MCU. She steals almost every scene she’s in through both of those first two Ant-Man films.

Nobody who plays LoL should be allowed to talk.

Blossom has grown on me as a host. I really wouldn’t mind seeing her take over permanent hosting duties. I know a lot of people don’t like her for various reasons, and rightly so, but she really does bring a good energy to the show.

He finally ran into two people who were equal or better using the buzzer. That’s more than half the battle. He never got on a roll and didn’t get the Daily Doubles. 

I really enjoyed watching Amodio. He seemed to be enjoying himself, and he was genuinely talented. The people criticizing him are just showing sour grapes. Matt represented the very best of what Jeopardy can be, and I’m sad his run is over.

Whoops! My mistake. Fixed that. Thanks for the note!

Kotaku’s Twitch articles are consistently among their highest performing. If you want less of them I’d advise you to stop generating impressions for them.

She should try being a Nazi sympathizer or an anti-vaxxer. Those people never seem to get deplatformed. Probably because they’re not doing anything TRULY evil, like being a woman in a hot tub.