You had me at, “boozy”.

How many folks really care about seeing 2+ hours of glower/snicker from Mamoa?

I’m not crying, you are!

She’s, uh, not a politician.

Do you know of an easier way to get the seeds out (for roasting) than to sit down with a TV tray and a few episodes of Doctor Who, while picking them out of those slimy tendrils one by one?

The right answer is rum. This is always the right answer.

What about just snatching the meat off the turkey? In some places, a holiday tradition...well, that one time when we were really as baked as the bird.

The Big Bang Theory has been my favorite TV comedy running since it started.

I think you’re forgetting The Fisher King, which was excellent.

You also need to be able to blow and suck, so some canned air and a mini-vac would help.

You also need to be able to blow and suck, so some canned air and a mini-vac would help.

Salt makes food taste like food salt.

Ahh, Florida, you need this:

I don’t know how many would agree with me, but there is really nothing on my hard drive that anyone would want. So going through hoops and bells like this that would take my system down for hours is not appealing.

You don’t know many felons, then; especially whites. Most racist group of people in the universe.

That’s what pants are for.

Granny, does y our dog bite?

I made 6 hard boiled eggs yesterday and they turned out perfectly. Thanks again.

That is awesome! We make hard-boiled eggs often, as snacks, and this is gonna make it much easier. Thanks, Cook Goddess!

But was it fun?

This is easy?