The movie is fucking terrible too. Honestly can’t believe how often it gets recommended.

Fun fact, there’s also a version from 1998 staring Edward James Olmos set in NYC but obviously filmed in Toronto.

Neo and Trinity will recite feminist theory for an hour, so no one gets the wrong idea.

I’d kind of like to see a new Pat sketch where Pat just exists and no one is uncomfortable because who cares what gender someone is.

Ugh. Enough of this bullshit. This fucking generation needs to grow the fuck up.

Better yet - don’t use Facebook for your communications.

Coming out of addiction back into straight life, you already feel like the biggest damn imposter. It feels like your track marks glow through the sleeves of your blazer, that every twitch of the jaw gives you away as a white-knuckling junkie. You feel like everyone *knows*, everyone can tell — you don’t belong here.…

If they can make number 3 without jokes, they can make number 4 without Verne.

Oh its a horrible movie, and I generally like Cruise’s films. It’s a boring, low-stakes testofest.

This is very similar to what I told my girlfriend in high school when she broke up with me. Except that she wasn’t in the room. Because it was 5 hours later. And I was in the bathroom staring at myself in the mirror. I showed her.

Legacy was not great, but frankly the bar set by Tron 1982 was not particularly high. I’d agree that Legacy is the better of two mediocre movies.

Understood. Thanks for your concern.

Yes, you do.
Kinja.

Don’t know how that happened.

I’m glad Junior Gorg found a new career.

Nah B.  You’re going to want to run toward the flash.  It’s the only reasonable thing to do.

5-2: stroke.

At least there aren’t six minutes of commercials every four minutes of movie like on TBS though.

America is so fucked up that I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not.

At least you had people you interact with! I’m stuck in a place where I have been explicitly quarantined from interacting with anyone (hellloooo corporate silos thanks to insecure management) so I don’t really have any basis to walk around and be like “hey whats good”