Or you can say, hey I’m 45, and my team has two rings, both in the prime high school years where stuff like this matters before life sucks everything out of you.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Let he who has not said “Wait, it’s Tuesday? Ah, fuck, I thought it was Thursday. Fuck this, I’m here, but there’s no way I’m doing dick today.” cast the first stone.

Two thoughts:

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

It's Wisconsin. Just about any in-person conversation involves spitting food all over one another, accidentally or not

I have discussed this with Neil a few times already, and I have some strong opinions as a former Rays season ticketholder, former St. Pete resident, and current Tampa resident.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Incognito has suffered from Small-Dicked Asshole Syndrome for a while now. Sadly, I think Martin has some kind of certifiable personality disorder, possibly a schizophrenia variant.

My daughter had a soccer game on Memorial Day weekend this year. And the league passed out stickers to all veterans and active military. My dad asked if first responders counted and then took a sticker for himself. My dad is a 66-year old engineer that weighs 400 pounds. When I asked him why he considered himself a…

Then how does he get to the games?! Hey-O!

And I shouldn’t be eating so much sugar with my diabetes and gout. But here I am with a swollen foot and a stack of Kit Kats.

The narrative about LeBron not playing defense in the regular season is so tired and recycled. Do you play defense Monday through Wednesday at the Y? I thought not. (Me neither.)

Seems more like the type to tweet “Chunky or smooth peanut butter??? Both!!”

Excellent article, the type of journalism that should be practiced by NFL “insiders” like Albert Breer, Adam Schefter and Peter King. Except with them, it’s 100 percent about player personnel moves.

What’s this malarkey?

I can hear Ice Cube making that pitch.

Meanwhile, Alex Smith leads the league in imperceptible passes.

Rodman is, of course, a clueless troll,

I did some math. I took a map of Turner Field with the distances from home plate to the wall measured and figured out that on my map 1 pixel was 1.6 feet.