GLORIA: I know money’s been kind of tight, but this Escalade was just a gift from Matt and I don’t care that much about it. Maybe we should flip it?

For spritzing and glugging.

Ghost star because you’re at 69.

When I was a teenager, golf for the people meant taking somebody’s dad’s rusty clubs to a hill in the neighborhood and hitting drives at the houses.

Right? This makes zero sense. Clayton is the complete antithesis of these talking head blabbermouths spewing nothing but fluff and conjecture.

As soon as he uttered the word, “shenanigans”, his case was lost. Better he said nothing that instantly devalue whatever point he was trying to make by saying it. My grandmother said “shenanigans”, and she wore a shawl..

This is why you trust the process. Sam Hinkie was a genius. I have no idea what the Celtics are going to do long term to compete. Does IT, Fultz, Smart, Brown throw in one or two free agents sound like it can compete in the east (e.g. Beat the Cavs)? Doesn’t sound good to me. I will take Embiid, Simmons, Jackson,…

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…

hope he’s ok and glad that this wasn’t how he got off the field

I’d wear that Jews hat tomorrow

What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

Long stretches of this game were borderline unwatchable. Brutal offense, poor execution, one clanged open shot after another, quiet crowd (at least how it was miced), lackadaisical announcing from Nantz & Raftery...the last 10 seconds and both team’s total inability to execute really summed it up.

I can’t decide what would be more shocking to me if I just woke up from a 10-year coma: the current state of Tiger Woods or the current state of the White House.

Oh, I get it. These are actually Sean Spicer quotes, right?

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

Somewhere Chris Webber is rushing to find a flux capacitor.

It sounds like the families of the two non-boat-owners are the parties suing. Not the family of the dead boat-owning guy.

I would have also put Bogut’s broken arm (2009-10). People forget that the Bucks were actually pretty good that year until that happened. Still almost beat Atlanta in the playoffs that year with 37 year old Kurt friggin’ Thomas at Center.

I think it ranks higher only because this game was in Atlanta yesterday,closing of the GA Dome,completely dominating them didn’t hurt either

I would put the 98 win well above this one, it seems weird to say considering this is still the Falcons we’re talking about but that 98 game was the culmination of a truly magical season that seemingly came out of nowhere whereas this game is just another step in something we’ve been hoping was coming.