I also don’t understand why the universe seems to single you out once in a while and rain terrible stuff down on you all at once. I’ve been home sick for a few days now and finally decided come hell or high water I’d head into work today. I’m spare you the details on my gastrointestinal suffering but it’s nearly…
This thing:
I have just the car to help you get away with your crime.
Curiously no zoomed out photos showing how well those wheels look with the rest of the sedan but I think I’ve got a hunch about why. Jesus.
Hoo boy that is a lot of car.
It comes with a three burner alcohol stove, microwave, heat, bathroom, sloop rig, refrigerator, and a bed.
When I was 5 years old the family moved to a new house so I cannot tell you how old I was when this happened but I was big enough to sit behind the wheel and reach the shifter on the column.
... and rewire my inoperative emergency assist overhead button to order quarts of oil from the driver’s seat with ease.
These folks don’t seem to be getting any warning whatsoever before the snap understeer takes them out at 220 mph. Brutal.
LCD Soundsystem vs The Yeah Yeah Yeahs tonight at the Hollywood Bowl, in just a couple hours.
I’ve got a Hyundai Mistake with an excited squirrel for a motor for a few days in LA. It’s annoying to drive but what the fuck is with rental places giving you two keys that are crimped onto #6 gauge wire? Every time I rent a car I need a separate pocket for the two remotes for the same car, wired together which makes…
Chubby balding loser makes the news for being a loser.
Do yourself a favor and read the left hand side of the ad. It’s hilarious.
Yes, those are pop up headlights.
When the place didn’t call me to let me know it was ready to pick up I assumed it hadn’t passed. I walked back braced for the news. I had no reason not to expect it to pass aside from the lack of phone call... I’ve been using the same place for years and they always call.
Welp.
I head to the DMV in Napa for several reasons. Pictured: one of those reasons.
Also, does anyone know what Scoob drives?
Suddenly it all makes sense.
