You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

lolwtf, he didn’t really think he could fuck with Superwoman, did he?

Also, if I got a squirter on my first try, I think that would be the best confidence boost ever

I found that highly suspect as well. He was probably doing some n00b shit like being too rough with the clit and she pissed on him to make him stop.

He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.

Clearasily.

\void* stares back

I do too! someone told me once that I look like her and a few people went ‘ooooh :(‘

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

Funny, when my husband says it, he’s referring to my pussy and my alcoholism

FFS. I can suggest they wear very tight nooses around their necks and keep tightening them until they stop blaming the victim. Or until dead. Whichever comes first.

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

I’ve always liked the name ‘Bob’ for that, because it fits any gender.

Suddenly “Exit. Pursued by a bear” makes a lot more sense.

100% of everything you just said appears to have no basis in real life.