He’s term-limited out after this term. Maybe he’ll run for Senate! He’d bring a level of gravitas to the body that we haven’t seen since Al D’Amato.

Ha ha ha haaaaa, the planes line.

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

I had a mad crush on him growing up. I was the only girl in my school who was all: "ooo that Hawkeye Pierce, miam!"

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

Whatever man if you really wanted to make the show punk rock you would have invited Henry Rollins and not said the words "punk rock" at all.

Dear Jezebel: New weekly feature Lindy has to watch 24 hours of one cable channel every week. I vote for the Hallmark Movie Channel next week.