How is it that I have eaten at Pizza Town and not been aware of this magnificent creation? Thank you! 

My first job was at a beer warehouse, checking in the drivers and completing inventory of the trucks in the afternoon. I got to bring home cases of beer that were broken up or just past the expiration date for 5 bucks a piece. I was sixteen, and no one cared.

And there goes my hometown, embarrassing me again.

Will he use all 64 crayons or just the light colored ones?

As a lawyer, I can say with 100% certainty that that is the most satisfying part of the job.

Except that the Mafia has a code of honor.

Does he not see the hypocrisy in citing religion as a reason to be anti-abortion while still engaging in pre-marital sex?

Obligatory Tim Allen shot.

I guess you need something to counteract the rays coming off the tin foil hat.

I lost both of my beloved paternal grandparents last year, but consider myself so lucky to have had them for 40 plus years. A grandpa story:

Gerardi is way too tall to be Vinny.

Is that Martin Mull?

In my previous career, I was an airport customer service manager. I’m gonna say that was 100% some airport employee shitting in the blanket, and I’ll tell you a story of my own.

Can we just circle back around to leveraging our synergies? One of our stakeholders was out of pocket and we need to loop him back in before we do a deeper dive. I’ll ping you later so we can pat down our deliverables.

Replying here to highlight the work of Immigration Equality. I’ve worked with them for years. They do a phenomenal job of both lobbying for- and defending- the rights of LGBTQ immigrants. If you’re looking for an organization to which you can donate time and or money- please consider it!

2 things:

Where did you get the fill-your-own pod? I tried a cheap one, didn’t work, could use a recommendation.

Mine too, and I feel the same way! Happy happy birthday to us!

I’m confused about why the woman was asked to move. I say this as a former airline customer service manager. When a passenger complains about a seatmate, and they don’t have a health or safety-oriented reason for doing so, THEY are moved. If they don’t want to move, they can tough it out or they can take another…

Just when you think a girl can’t find anyone skeevier than Kid Rock.....