Can we also discuss how awesome it is that Simone and Aly were holding hands between events? And how they praised each other in interviews after? THIS is the example I want my eventual daughters to follow.

I’m going with Ludacris here. He lives (or lived) a block or so from a few places I frequent in Jersey City, and was universally reviled by servers and bartenders.

Where are his eyebrows? Why does he look like a vampire? How does he not have a concept of the real world?

Aniya, you are stunning. Beautiful outside and in!

Where is the outcry from fathers scared that some pervert may take advantage of this law to get his daughter drunk and rape her with no consequences? Because, unlike the “trans-man raping my assaulting my daughter in a bathroom” trope, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS.

I spent ten years as an airline manager at Newark Airport, starting not long before 9/11. Prior to 9/11, the only time I got complaints about passengers was when they were drunk, or had an offensive body odor. After 9/11, every single passenger suddenly (and about 1/2 of flight crews) became an FBI terrorism…

This reminds me of the time I had to show Dan Quayle how to use a phone. I’m not kidding.

“But this act of revenge won’t be in book form—no, it will be musical in nature.”

Dear Chris Christie-

You forgot about “Chopsticks”, which has the best line ever:

Why is it that the top law-enforcement officials in certain states are spending a large amount of their time and OUR money and resources investigating and trying to stop behavior that is PERFECTLY LEGAL? Does that strike a chord of cognitive dissonance with anyone else?

Was it difficult to install? Is this something I, as a not-too-handy apartment dweller, can handle?

Please provide a link as I need to put this on my Christmas list ASAP.

No, that’s Sharia law you’re thinking of.

I really, really, really dislike Maria Bartiromo, but I don’t know why. Anyone else?

I’ve never worked in a restaurant, so asking all of you who have- is the severity of the food “allergy” inversely proportional to the amount of time a customer spends complaining about it?

“finally feel something in your cold dead life”- I spit out my (not too hot) tea over that.

YES!!!!

I think you’re right, and I hope that means we get to see more of him.