But when are we going to find out who fathered Rollins’ baby?????

Is it sad that the first thing I thought of was:

I always welcome the opportunity to post this:

“About 10 minutes after she ordered, she came back to the counter (after cutting the line of 5 people or so) and asked me why her food wasn’t ready. I explained politely that the hummus plate included a made-to-order flat bread which had just gone in the oven, and it would be another 15 minutes before it was done.…

Just once I’d like to hear a politician- of either party- pull a Barney Frank, and look one of these ill-informed turd burglars in the eye and tell them how crazy they are.

I have never met a Michelle that I could tolerate. Sadly, that is also my middle name.

Opposite end of the spectrum here....but still inappropriate wedding behavior. My dear lovely dad took the mic at a family member’s wedding to make a speech about my departed brother. Never mind that the bride’s family didn’t know him, or that the groom really didn’t want to be reminded of my brother’s horrible death…

Native Staten Islander here. I’m here to tell you (youse) that this is far from the most objectionable thing going on at the Mall.

To be fair, this event is the most he’s spoken to the local press in years.

I would love to see the historical context behind this law. Was there a dildo shortage in Texas at one time? Because otherwise, it seems awfully anti-free market.

Which Smiths song?

Does anyone else think Drew Carey looks weird thin? I kinda liked him a little bigger.

I say basically the same thing, just replace "Sugar Ray" with "Smashmouth".

Ah, my alma mater. Proving that men (boys) don't need to be in fraternities to act like utter douchebags.

Thank you for this thoughtful piece, Sarah.

Some of these sound like Engrish.

"Value-added"

That's nasty!

Caucus internally? That is fucking awful.