@NoFrillsLabelWhore: Or pantyhose.

@Atilla the Bun: Sorry. As a former airline employee, these were my first thoughts.

Wow, just wow.

@flugennock: Agreed. As much as she is a completely humorless prude, at least she makes an effort to maintain some level of dignity on tv news.

@AnnieGetYourFun: Plus, I'm thinking, will the would-be mullet wearers try to show their righteous cheesiness by sporting Zumbaz? Or perhaps an Iron Maiden t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off?

Hipsters, beware.

@AnnieGetYourFun: What kind of booths will be there? Refreshments? Will there be breakouts into discussion groups about mustache waxing?

The "Modesty and Veil Festival". Can we send Sister Sarah over there to speak?