It doesn't matter what it was before we invaded. We invaded under false pretenses and for questionable reasons and now the region is on fire.

I wish Kojima just said “because I want to dress her that way.” It seems like a more honest and less eye-roll worthy reason.

@BillSimmons

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s…

Where do you stand on stealing playsheets, then?

It was not legal,

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

The bombshell doesn’t exactly make Goodell look good here.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Robocop really hates dicks

Weep for what we never got despite it being close to finished.

“John Stiegerwald just lost his liquor license.”

Since this happened in Philly, contained a shocking twist, and was kind of meandering and boring, I’m going to assume it’s the latest film from M. Night Shyamalan.

I don’t think anyone will whack you off for that. Talk about misinterpreted slang...

Very appropriate tag here.

Since she’s gotten to the UFC, nobody’s really tested her, let alone put her in danger of losing.

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

I’m....honestly not impressed with either of them. They’re both complete crap in their own ways.