Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

Hey Kirk,

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Are you our first North Korean paid commentator? Welcome KimBot! We look forward to more of your humorous ranting.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

I think it’s the whole driving in the Dominican Republic thing.

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It’s okay. This article isn’t for the likes of us.

So this is where the buck stops.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve…

That was Over The Top.

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

I am rooting for Diaz to fuck McGregor up.

If someone has any actual evidence that the Penguins get fewer penalties and suspensions over the years than other teams, I’d love to see it. Otherwise, this storyline that they do is just whiny bullshit. It’s also amazing how all the alleged preferential treatment they get resulted in exactly zero titles or finals…

I never thought it would be possible to watch a fixed fight were both the fighters were so bad the fix couldn't actually happen.

The cruelest competitor in the fight was John McCarthy, for continuing to stand up both fighters.

So where do you put your vagina?

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

Excuse for using your joke as a jumping point, but it’s no coincidence that two of the more thoughtful, provocative voices on police violence are Greg and Bomani, two journalists who are nominally in sports, for the same reason it took a threatened boycott by a football team to make Mizzou a national story.