Well, I get paid to point out when he says dumb things. Also I find it really, really fun.

Eating the brain of somebody who speaks the language and absorbing their knowledge, obviously.

So you're saying I shouldn't harass nursing home residents for Dogecoins?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, archeologists in Georgia unearthed this chariot:

Hot Girls, ignore Team Live Badass.
-me

I bought the Borderlands soundtracks expressly because of his tracks on them. He is an amazing talent.

Just one pitbull? Turn in your 909 area code bro.

Nah, they're totally classic. And since Portal was released after I started working for Kotaku, that makes me classic as well.

I knew it. Bees are selfish assholes.

I hope you are doing yourself the ULTIMATE favor and playing this using the Restoration Project's mod which adds tons of content to the game that got cut.

something prickly about the headline. But to put a finger on it may draw the authors blood.

Ok, fair enough. For comparison, here's Gizmodo's first web page from 2002. In case you can't make it out, the graphic in the upper left is a hand holding a Palm Pilot.

"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again." – Henri Cartier-Bresson

Fun fact: This article was also saved by my balls.

Damn.

Or it's a poor source.

This camera has a full-frame sensor. #failedfailhashtag

League championships won -

Honestly, I think the whole "this was when The LEGO movie came out" thing is complete bullshit. The premise of the movie is equal parts meh and insane. It sounds like something that was written for a sci-fi movie in the late seventies or early 80s, and, special effects aside, it looks that way too.

Fucking Mexicans!