"If you don't like Seth McFarlane, there's something wrong with you."

What kind of Solo cup do you throw ping pong balls into? Red or blue?

The more this guy says, the bigger asshole he becomes.

I don't disagree with this mans credentials as a complete badass but I don't see how this has anything to do with my latte.

They actually got it right in V2! Skip to 25 seconds in for the fun stuff

[descending slide whistle]

I wonder why you haven't written a long running, popular series of short videos. Oh wait, because it's much easier to piss on other people's works.

And we all know that nothing bad could ever get a positive response there.

HK-47

I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

Yeah, I'm thinking the "mono" in "monolith" got sort of ignored here too. The aspect ratio thing bothers me, since the backstory was that the were infinite dimensional—1^2 units x 2^2 units x 3^2 units x 4^2 units...

1:4:9 or GTFO

gizmodo, stop calling everything a drone

It actually can! Here's what you do:

We've got an answer! The expansion took place in 1938, not 1948. Someone messed up their math while writing their website copy, as 1915+33=1948.

National Monuments can be declared by Presidential decree/order/whatever, However in 1943, there was something of a row over Roosevelt having just made Jackson Hole in Wyoming a Monument, apparently after Congress declined to authorize expansion of the Grand Teton. Roosevelt did this under the Antiquities Act.…

Are people still on the rape (it wasn't, she consented the whole way) thing ? Seriously the world seems to be getting more touchy and emotional by the day.

Headlines like this are exactly the reason why trite BS like this continues to be something we think about as "important." We're never going to be equal in each others eyes as long as we insist on pointing out the trivial differences between us.

"China Commands an Army of Trained Monkeys"

So what? So does Comcast.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.